gay oil change

When you make a man nut and then nut in his ass

Man one: "Damn bro, my body feels stiff" Fagget: "Here bro, lemme give you a gay oil change"

by Greek-nigga June 21, 2023

Balkan oil check

licking your finger, then putting it in someone's a$$hole, then licking your finger again to see how healthy they are or aren't.

"You stink Frenk. Better get a Balkan oil check and lay off the corn been and stick to the veggies for a while."

by CP85 June 23, 2022

The Afghan Oil Pump

A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."

Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"

by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020

Louisiana Oil spill

When you are doing anal in the shower and you whip it out real quick and she has explosive diarhea and blows like a busted pressure valve

Similar to BP Louisiana Oil spill

by big Bens rubber duck May 6, 2015

moving oil painting

When a video on youtube was recorded with a webcam from 1994

uploader:Check out my youtube video!
commenter: whats this a moving oil painting?

by tylerwatt12 May 27, 2011

Ohio oil rig

Force feeding your girl taco bell and x lax, tipping her on her shoulder and fisting her asshole until she explodes shit everywhere.

I Had to clean my apartment last night from the shit storm of the Ohio oil rig Stacey left last night.

by Phil cobbler April 29, 2022

Seed oil buff

When you workout all the time and gain a noticeable amount of muscle mass but due to your inability to forsake seed oil-laden foods you nevertheless retain a significant layer of fat over your body.

Dude if you don’t cut the Zebra Cake ice cream you’re always gonna be just seed oil buff.

by Adm. Lobax September 19, 2023