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funk-bite

1. The pungent aroma that arises from ones sneakers.

2. Foul breath.
Wear some socks! Your funk-bite is kickin.

Brush your teeth fool! There's funk-bite leakin' out your mouthpiece.
by J-1 +Automatic April 7, 2008
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brazilian funk

often mistaken for phonk, brazilian funk is a style of music that is just ear ringing bass and annoying voicelines.
the only way this type of music should even be described is brainrot in music form.
some examples include:
literally any song in a sigma edit is a brazilian funk slowed song that is just the most gay thing you can hear.
Willy: Hey wanna listen to some music?
Don: Yeah sure, you ever heard of Public Enemy?
Willy: Whats that? Brazilian funk is probably better
don: kills himself and records it on camera
by Bill Billy Bob August 4, 2024
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Jonah Funk

Leader having more than enough skill at basketball with a longs dick and slender man arms. A true handsome man who pulls women and owns other towns.
Hey, you’re so rad, you’re the Jonah Funk of this gym!
by Epg>Fhs March 19, 2023
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dick funk

A filthy smell. The product of not washing beneath the foreskin
Simon: oh babe do me a favour , go down...
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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funke faust

A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.

Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
mugGet the funke faustmug.

funk zone

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhhhh
by childeater123 August 13, 2019
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Funk

When a part of your body is in a small amount of pain when you either sleep in a wrong position, or when you pull a muscle.
Andrew: Aww, man. I slept wrong, I've got this evil funk in my arm.

Matt: Just fall on it or soemthing... Pop it back into place.
by Matt Lance March 31, 2008
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