Nutella Bomb

When someone takes a half empty container or Nutella and fills the other half with feces. Then, they put this in someones mailbox for them to find, and smell later.

"Dude I totally just left a Nutella bomb in that old lady's mail box!"

by shamalamadingdongdong September 26, 2012

nutelligence

Someone's intelligence after they have consumed Nutella.

Guy: I just ate this whole jar of Nutella.

Guy #2: Sucks... We have the math test too...

Guy: Yeah.. I hope my nutelligence isn't too low…

by perfectstormonsunday November 13, 2013

nutella

Spiritual Hazel but spread made with love and perfection made to be used all over the body but specifically the booty and the mouth is exceptable

"DAMN GIRL YOUR BOOTY SO FINE I GOTTA SLAP SOME NUTELLA ON THAT."
"I want a banana let me dip it in nutella."
"My booty is more eye catching with nutella ."
"Nutella on the booty is a trend."
" It'd be more appetizing sucking jimmys twinkle with nutella."

by nutellabooty November 23, 2014

Nutella

The best spread in history, better than Hershey's spreads, NUTELLA is a gift from god, it is the heavenly spread that over rules them all.

"Hey did you try the Hershey's spread" "yeah but NUTELLA is way way way way way better"

by Under water unicorn March 17, 2015

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Nutmeggin'

The act of cutting off a man's nuts during sexual intercourse

She started nutmeggin' her dates and they never call her back

by Blegh666 April 20, 2018

Nutley

Nutley is a small little town where there are plenty of places to go and eat with your friends and have a good old time. The only problem though however is the how rude the kids are they think there better than everyone else because they got money. You can’t ever walk around Nutley without a bunch of white girls with there Starbucks and pink sweatshirts on look you up and down if your not basic like them. Which gets on my fucking nerves. And another thing is that you get bullied there a lot because if your not popular in Nutley then your a nobody and there’s a lot of girls and boys who get picked on because I see it happen. And lastly there is a really bad drug problem in Nutley that Governor Christie had to come into Washington school and talk about it with the LEAD program. And also I’ve witnessed high schoolers smoke weed at the park as well. And over the past 2 years there has been countless amount of cars that have either been stolen or broken into.

Jim: Where do you live?

Bob: Nutley, New Jersey
Jim: So your like rich?

by Lil_Ricky_20 May 26, 2018