Yasmine: What is your turtles sex?
William: My turtles what?
Yasmine: Your turtles gender
William: Oh, girl turtle.
William: My turtles what?
Yasmine: Your turtles gender
William: Oh, girl turtle.
by FrancisGurl January 14, 2013
Get the Sexmug. I sexed camille last night
by sarahbeara-- April 4, 2007
Get the sexedmug. Well boys and girls: When a mommy and daddy love each other ALOT they decide to make a baby. Then they pick up the phone and call the stork. The delivery takes 9 months and the package is bundle of joy.
by Roses are'nt Red December 15, 2008
Get the Sexmug. by msbrightside April 18, 2010
Get the Sexmug. 
sex is fun!
Jake came up to Sarah and whispered in her ear, "meet me in the bathroom."she tried to talk but Jake slid his hands up her waist all the way into her hair kissed her. Jake walked away.
Sarah made her way to the bathroom where she walked over to the sink to find Jake standing there with his shirt off gazing into her eyes. he slid his hand down her chest. she looked at him stunned as he sat on the counter and grabbed her legs and pulled her up onto him. he ripped off her shirt and un-hooked her bra. she looked at him, they undressed each other.
he laid Sarah down on the counter. Jake's 10 inch hard cock started pounding her tight wet pussy. she moaned, staring up at him, eyes filled with pleasure. he went harder and deeper. Sarah screamed in complete pleasure. Jake went so deep inside her pussy and came into her and Sarah screamed again. Jake pulled out of her and Sarah moaned so good, he was hard once again so started choking her with his cock, to keep her quiet. he gagged her hard and came so much in her mouth. Sarah swallowed all of his cum. but Jake wasn't done yet. he spread her legs wide and started to eat her out. he teased he. she cried out for more and he did one passionate suck on her throbbing clit. she squirted into his face. She lay down on the floor,tired out and breathing heavily. and said "Sex is fun!" as Jake chuckled "you wont be able to walk tomorrow." they lay there for another hour until there was a loud knock at the door...
part two comes soon...
Sarah made her way to the bathroom where she walked over to the sink to find Jake standing there with his shirt off gazing into her eyes. he slid his hand down her chest. she looked at him stunned as he sat on the counter and grabbed her legs and pulled her up onto him. he ripped off her shirt and un-hooked her bra. she looked at him, they undressed each other.
he laid Sarah down on the counter. Jake's 10 inch hard cock started pounding her tight wet pussy. she moaned, staring up at him, eyes filled with pleasure. he went harder and deeper. Sarah screamed in complete pleasure. Jake went so deep inside her pussy and came into her and Sarah screamed again. Jake pulled out of her and Sarah moaned so good, he was hard once again so started choking her with his cock, to keep her quiet. he gagged her hard and came so much in her mouth. Sarah swallowed all of his cum. but Jake wasn't done yet. he spread her legs wide and started to eat her out. he teased he. she cried out for more and he did one passionate suck on her throbbing clit. she squirted into his face. She lay down on the floor,tired out and breathing heavily. and said "Sex is fun!" as Jake chuckled "you wont be able to walk tomorrow." they lay there for another hour until there was a loud knock at the door...
part two comes soon...
by pixicorn July 8, 2020
Get the sexmug. by ihumpbts April 13, 2018
Get the Sexmug.