Netflix Constipation

When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.

I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!

by LordJefe October 29, 2018

Dry Netflix

Watching Netflix and that's it. No boning involved. Usually unplanned.

Dude: All we did was dry Netflix. It was disappointing.

by MickkiGene February 23, 2016

Netflix Special

An original Netlfix comedy special that only airs on Netflix or has been added to Netflix.

Have you watched Joeseph James Rogan's "Strange Times" Netflix Special it's great?

by If you see this I’m alive December 10, 2018

netflix session

An unspecified amount of time, can be anywhere between 1 minute to several episodes.

"Hey, wanna hang out?"
"Yeah sure, after my netflix session"

by Aeti January 28, 2018

Netflix Butt

When you’ve been binging on Netflix for 9 hours and your butt starts to get sore af

After binge-watching The Punisher all day, Darryl stood up off the couch and said “I’ll get my own cheesy poofs Mah, I’ve got Netflix Butt and the doctor said it’s not good for my hemorrhoids.”

by Tarantula420 December 20, 2017

don’t judge a netflix by the thumbnail

Similar to “don’t judge a book by its cover” except realistic.

You wanna Netflix and chill with that random thing on netflix?

That looks lame!

Yo! Don’t judge a Netflix by the thumbnail!

Ok.. let’s make out.

by JaeLorette121 August 10, 2018

Netflix Withdrawal

When your parents take away Netflix and you slowly start going insane. You may experience mood swings, sudden rage, depression, chills, hallucinations, or death. Recommended course of treatment is immediate restoration of Netflix subscription through any means necessary.

I refused to give up my phone yesterday and so my Netflix privileges were revoked. Now I am experiencing Netflix Withdrawal.

by SuperMAGICPony October 21, 2018