Bae-napped

To kidnap your bf/if or husband or wife for a spontaneous date unexpectedly

"My girl was at home just watching tv, so I decided we need to see a movie or dinner. So drove to her place out the blue and told her to get in the car. She what's going on? I told you're being Bae-napped now get your sexy butt in the car."

by K.Moon July 18, 2019

Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018

sauna nap

To sweat and drool on yourself while sleeping, resulting in being hot and sticky when you wake up.

Person A: Damn son, you look like you got jacked!
Person B: Naw man, I was just woke up from a sauna nap.

by BigTymer23 July 11, 2014

nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018

jack nap

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.

Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"

by KennyPayne November 28, 2020

tv nap

What your dh is having on the couch with the tv on. He says he's not sleeping, but he couldn't tell you what just happened in the movie he is purportedly watching. And there are very suspicious sounds extremely similar to snoring coming from the couch area.

"Where's Steve?"

"Oh, he's in the man cave having a tv nap".

by She-who-never-gets-the-remote June 14, 2011

Nap Regret

When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.

Woke up with severe nap regret after trying to squeeze in a quick one before going out

by kevmunro February 18, 2015