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Murphy's Razor

the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"
in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.
by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023
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Joshua Murphy

Joshua Murphy is a bully and callous. He always picks on clarese and preys on little children. You will most likely find him lurking on little children at the park or writing gay fanfics about mr helmuts and his (As Josh quotes) “delicious tasting and smelling toes”.
Joshua Murphy is a callous and bully
by mrsmuffinman November 18, 2021
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Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.
Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.
by fxlesaint December 2, 2019
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Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022
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The Cillian Murphy

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of cum for over staying your welcome.
"Ye right just had to do it, and we had to give ya the Cillian Murphy to get ye out of our damn country."
by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023
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mad guitar murphy

a stereo type name for a person who sudduces young girls by plying them with drink and drugs and then having sex with them while they are half consious and making out he is some cool dood while people with common sense think he is a wanker .
low life alcoholic drug dealing cunt , mad guitar murphy .
by locks heath renegade master November 29, 2010
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Mrs. Nellie Murphy

Auld wan in pink who does mad poetry at Electric Picnic, tells stories in mad places and does the matchmaking at the Father Ted Festival. Mad buzzer for an auld wan.
Saw Mrs. Nellie Murphy spinning yarns at The Bog Cottage when I was off me tits.
by mungbean toast December 7, 2022
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