muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.

Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.

by Penis Alota January 27, 2024

Muddy roll

A term used to define feces that resembles a sushi roll.

After eating that California roll last night, I made my own muddy roll in the toilet.

by RedRocketClark November 6, 2021

Muddy Rain

The act of taking a shit on someone’s car windshield

I left for work and was dismayed to find a Muddy Rain on my cars windshield.

by Farrush21 September 30, 2021

Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020

Muddy Dog

When two individuals are having raw anal doggy style. When the individual penetrating takes their penis out of the reciever’s anus there will be shit on the penis. The penatrator then grips their penis and slides their hand up the shaft to remove the shit. Once all the shit is on their hand they slap it on the back of the receiver.

“Last night I gave your mum a muddy dog.”
“Yesterday me and Kyle did muddy dog and my still smells of shit!”

by George Stanfield March 6, 2018

muddy backroad

Someone's asshole.

Jeremy: Where do you want me to put it?
John: Down my Muddy Backroad...

by PrepucioFetido July 19, 2022