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motherfucker

a penis that has not formed correctly
by penisman229 November 14, 2022
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Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.
Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"
by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022
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Motherfucker

"Well your dad fucked your mum to concieve you, therefore he's a motherfucker".
by Gardi. September 20, 2022
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Motherfucker

You, you are a motherfucker
"Karen you are a motherfucker!"
by auggiethe.dino September 23, 2022
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Motherfucker

Dad, why are you such a motherfucker?
by 😟emoji October 13, 2022
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country motherfucker

by Jdhead69 October 17, 2022
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horsecock motherfucker

(Noun)

Someone whom you don't know who's done something admirable or something you personally find great. Whoever the guy is probably has a massive horsecock because what he did was so good.
"yo I was in the drive-thru at McDicks and old dude in front of me in a beemer paid for my food let's fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"lol nice. who did that shit?"
"man idk, some horsecock motherfucker, that's all I know."
by 3i5 January 15, 2022
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