by johnnyapplesemen December 29, 2021
Get the mormon coffee mug.When you grab poop from your own butt and put it in your partners rectum, then put a foot with a sock on it in the rectum and push
by Jebodiaih Mathew September 16, 2025
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Member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that live in Cache County, Utah. Arguably the worst Mormons out there due to their rampant level of incest and cheapness.
Dude 1: Dude look at this chick I matched with!
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
Dude 2: Yeah right dude, she's a Cache Valley Mormon.
Dude 1: No way, she's fine!
Dude 2: Sure if you like shopping at Walmart and hanging out at the Fun Park...
by Big Camp June 6, 2022
Get the Cache Valley Mormon mug.A major fuckboi who secretly is the dirtiest guy but publicly a mormon angel.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
Will ask for nudes.
Blocks you if you refuse to do what he says.
by hitlrdidnothingwrong67 June 17, 2016
Get the Mormon Fuckboi mug.Mormons who do things for attention, to look like a baddie, for shock value, to prove themselves not be seen as someone who grew up in Utah or look like your average Mormon Joe. Does things normal people do but does it loudly to prove they don’t confine themselves. Doesn’t want to look like a goodie so they are obnoxious about being a baddie.
Typically goes to #lit concerts and wears lots of band tees to prove it, thinks cussing makes them extra hilarious, makes it a point to tell everyone they want a tattoo, talks about how many boys they’ve NCMOd and thinks it makes them a #baddie, participates in adult cliques and toxic woke culture and thinks they are being an activist (Research Obama Woke Culture), has that edgy Utah Mormon fashion taste and thinks they are being different but they are just wearing platform shoes and button up jeans like every other Mormon Baddie.
Typically goes to #lit concerts and wears lots of band tees to prove it, thinks cussing makes them extra hilarious, makes it a point to tell everyone they want a tattoo, talks about how many boys they’ve NCMOd and thinks it makes them a #baddie, participates in adult cliques and toxic woke culture and thinks they are being an activist (Research Obama Woke Culture), has that edgy Utah Mormon fashion taste and thinks they are being different but they are just wearing platform shoes and button up jeans like every other Mormon Baddie.
Fred “She’s so hawt and cool!”
Tommy “Don’t be fooled man. It’s unnatural. She’s just your typical Mormon Baddie. If we were outside of Utah you wouldn’t think so bro. She’s just liberal like us. Don’t settle.”
Tommy “Don’t be fooled man. It’s unnatural. She’s just your typical Mormon Baddie. If we were outside of Utah you wouldn’t think so bro. She’s just liberal like us. Don’t settle.”
by MormonBaddie March 12, 2020
Get the Mormon Baddie mug.Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.
Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"
by kevmosis September 8, 2009
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