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Monke
by monkeඩාass June 2, 2022
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big monke

Guy 1 at the zoo: Hey, look at that big monke!
Guy 2, accompanying Guy 1: You mean gorilla?
by the random. December 8, 2021
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The Monkees

A retired rock group best known for songs such as "I'm a Believer," "Last Train to Clarksville," "Daydream Believer (Cheer Up, Sleepy Jean)," and "A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You." While they disbanded and reformed several times since their inception in the 1960's, they ultimately remained active for well over fifty years before embarking on a farewell tour that concluded in November 2021.
The Monkees were composed of four musicians. Three were American, and one was British. They are as follows:
-George Michael Dolenz, Jr. (Micky Dolenz; Born March 8, 1945)

-Robert Michael Nesmith (Michael Nesmith; December 30, 1942 - December 10, 2021)

-David Thomas Jones (Davy Jones; December 30, 1945 - February 29, 2012. Yes, he died on leap day.)

-Peter Tork (Born Peter Halsten Thorkelson; February 13, 1942 - February 21, 2019)
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 17, 2021
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Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!
"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*
by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021
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MONK

Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.
They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.
by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021
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Monke

Frank is a monke
by Green600 December 25, 2021
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Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.
You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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