baby monke

A monke that is a baby
William was just born, he's a baby monke
by Wechatwang November 22, 2021
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Dutch Monk

An all male 3-way-69
I went home with these two guys and we Dutch Monked for hours. It was so hot!
by TheDumpTruck February 03, 2021
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monk mode

monk mode is a state of heightened asceticism and unwavering concentration on one's personal ambitions, physical well-being, and long-term aspirations, characterized by the rigorous exclusion of extraneous distractions and external interferences
These girls be wildin’, it’s time to go monk mode and focus on me.
by bassett July 01, 2024
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Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.
The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.
by MONK!! December 17, 2003
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Return to monke

Kind of like Flowers for Algernon, another excuse not to have respect another person never needed in the first place for some retard.
You think the guy should move to a cabin in Montana and change his name to Ted, perhaps talk about getting a sex change like Ted? Would that make him return to monke with no y at the end? It's great when people actually know what the fuck they are talking about.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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Monks veranda

The area of skin between and man's balls and asshole
I've got a real itch on my monks veranda today, need to find somewhere out of teh way to give it a good scratch
by JTCarter March 25, 2022
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Monke Month

The "Monke Month" is a months usually between April and July in which Djungelskog decides, it's a time of worshipping and giving thanks to the monkes that we love and give us memes
It is Monke Months!
by Xtecher April 25, 2022
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