Monke

Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!

To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:

Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it

Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day

Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space

Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks

Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown

Step 6: You will die and return as monke!

by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021

Monk

When a person puts their whole mouth over the opening of a bottle, such as a soda or water bottle.

Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?

Person : Sure.

Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!

by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022

peaceful monke

peaceful monke banana

-bruh, this monke is very ugly!
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.

by pablo burrito January 4, 2021

monk-monk

country term for a girl's vigina

The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?

by rockiew August 7, 2006

shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021

Monke

WHEN YOU GET BITCHES AS IN HAVING MULTIPLE GIRLS OR GETTING BITCHES WHEN EVEN YOU PLEASE. HAVING SEX OR ANY TYPE OF SEXUAL PLEASURE FROM OPPOSITE GENGER

YO CALEB FINALLY GOT SOME MONKE AT DA PARTY.

WADE GET DA MOST MONKE

by MONKEGETTER June 12, 2022

Monke

Another term to refer to as a monkey. Preferably use monke over monkey.

Praise The allmighty monke .

by ilovemonkes March 16, 2021