Barney mobile

An old, {plain}, {unattractive} {car}, {truck}, or any vehicle made before 2000.

Dude that barney mobile looks so ugly!

by jay gee March 1, 2020

balla-mobile

bal-la-mo-bile
Date: circa 2008
–noun
an unusually amazing, exclusive, rare or exotic automotive vehicle designed for transportation of passengers and establishing street cred for the driver - Similar to the Batmobile, but for ballas.

"Damn! Did you see that CLK-DTM? Balla-mobile!!!"

All: Bugatti, Pagani, SSC, Ferrari, Lamborghini, Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Saleen, Koenigsegg, Maybach

Some: Porsche, Audi, MB, BMW, etc.

by The_Justus March 4, 2009

The 70's-mobile

Any bus used by hipsters in 1970's America.

My mom drove The 70's-mobile cross-country.

by Ereck Flowers August 12, 2017

Mobilable

Having the ability to be moved around

You are mobilable when u keep on changing places

by Bayanessa November 4, 2022

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Clit Mobile

A car full of prostitutes ready for it.

I drive a Clit Mobile

by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017

catshit mobile

When idiots let their pet cats live illegally inside their vehicle and all you smell is ammonia and cat shit.

"Aw hell no . I'm not getting in that catshit mobile bro."

by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017