mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.

Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!

by Your potato bitch November 10, 2021

Mini medic

someone who want to boost their confidence about their medical education but not being able to use word medic or doctor
This phrase can use any person who has knowledge of science and informations about human body from their hs, such as nurse, laboratory assistant, pharmacist etc.

Friend 1: I met Lily from our middle school and she said she is mini medic!
Friend 2: That's kinda swag, ngl.

by 2swagg4every1 November 13, 2021

Mini milk

Small cows can also be known as Mini Milks, specifically if they are hand held.

Look at that mini milk over there…

by Mini milk awesomecase November 18, 2021

Mini Chill

1. A fruity, frozen shot, usually vodka, made in an ice cube tray, sometimes with toothpick in them for ease of consumption. A cousin of the Jell-O shot.
2. A slight, intermittent chill, felt by someone who is getting sick or fighting off illness.

1. Tricia served strawberry-peach vodka mini chills at her birthday party.

2. John experienced mini chills when he had Covid.

by KayCeeMac January 12, 2022

Mini cops

Adorable stress balls usually annoyed at their parents for various reasons and into trying not to blow up earth collectively

I don't like beat cops as they eat my food and I definitely don't like riot squads as bean bags hurt but mini cops with the chocolate factory rock and roll(all kids) and should always be respected

by Cody5050 January 22, 2022

Mini she

A midget version of a female Dr. Evil.

Dr. Evil would be inconsolable for about 15 minutes if she lost mini she.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021

Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.

Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.

by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022