Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM

Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.

Midnight Wank by Djukster December 30, 2019

Midnight Tortettis 

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.

My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.

Midnight Tortettis by Brandoine May 18, 2020

midnight depression 

when someone stays up late at night and gets depressed the longer they stay up.by midnight the person is already thinking if they have any true friends and wishing they could do over everything. however in the next morning after they sleep the person gets extremely happy to be around and loves there friends.

Man i got midnight depression last night, i don't know what was happening with me.

midnight depression by KrivRedDragon July 8, 2020

midnight voyage 

A midnight walk turns to sex in the bathtub

Hey Tom heard you had a midnight voyage with Susan last night

midnight voyage by Pussy popping punk July 15, 2020

midnight snacks 

exercising as i like to call it

i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks

midnight snacks by greenghost110 September 15, 2020

midnight forum 

A midnight forum is a forum wich is often used on hours close to midnight and usually talk about "dark" topics anonymously

P1:They say that there's a secret agency dedicated to find aliens among us
P2:No way, where did you read that?
P1:On a midnight forum, probably it's gone by now

midnight forum by Alecced October 23, 2020

Midnight Palm 

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.

Thanks for giving the old “midnight palm” last night.

Midnight Palm by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020