Person 2: Ayo bro wanna watch some “hentai midget porn?”
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
Person 1: Hell yeah bro!
Person 2: ight lets do it
by jayke0655 December 23, 2020

by ARNA HÓLM September 26, 2023

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.
by hiaatus February 8, 2013

Noun: When a group of midgets cannot reach an item they link together forming a 9 ft. tall mega midget. This event may also occur when attacked.
Harold: "Dude you won't believe what I saw at the grocery store yesterday."
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"
by Cuntismyword September 3, 2019

When your in a public place and suddenly you see a beautiful lady, you start feeling the raging midget get the best out of you! And not yourself, the raging midget wants the lady more than you can think.
Ugh, I seen this fine lady at the dollar general and my raging midget started too irritate me by seeing her!
by anonymous December 9, 2020

by iron midget March 30, 2009

by Pineapple River September 20, 2021
