Midget judge

1. A term used to describe the sobriety of a circus performer.
2. A handsome fellow, probably called Lee, from the southern part of Englandshire.
1. "That jugglers not pissed, he's as sober as a midget judge"
2. "He's got my minge all damp, he's a right midget judge"
by Leeroy80 September 11, 2005
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Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.
by hiaatus February 09, 2013
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Midget Gang

A midget gang is a girlish gaggle of decidedly diminutive, severely stunted, extremely effeminate and outrageously overcompensating, markedly microscopic midget manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10), turbo-manlets and literal midgets who have banded together in a completely delusional, absolutely futile, naturally cowardly and obviously Napoleon complex-driven effort at overthrowing their rightful, eternal, glorious and supremely magnificent manmore (6ft+ tall real men) overlords. Such a shortsighted, small-minded and childish attempt at a derisory manlet uprising is invariably doomed to fall short of its lowly goal, leaving the petulant and petite little manlet fairies with no other option but to pick up their broken high heels and cry tiny tears of bitter humiliation as they tell each other tall tales on the way back to their hobbit-holes while being continuously pelted with stolen garden gnomes by groups of laughing and victorious manmores. Short people got no reason. Manlets BTFO.
Sally: Lol, why is that microscopic midget gang being carried around by that swarm of ants over there? Scarlett: I think the maddeningly minuscule manlet boys battled with the superior ant army over a crumb of blueberry muffin that a passing manmore dropped on the ground, were unsurprisingly immediately soundly defeated and are now being carried off to the triumphant ant's anthill, no doubt to serve as war brides or to be sacrificed in the antlet pit. Sally: Manlets rise up! Scarlett: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 23, 2024
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Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023
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I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.
I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.
by WBAP December 12, 2021
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Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person
Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
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Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets

A boy band consisting of guys around or below 5 feet tall.
The Boys 2 Dynamite Midgets all have at least a 6 pack abs, some of them have a 12 pack, and they out acrobat every other band/group at every show. It's kind of evil how they won more awards than just about every other group, it's kind of like part of hell broke loose. These things make Prince look like a giant, and yet nobody has seen a show quite like it before. The only thing more evil than this was the midget gangs/midget mobs.
by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021
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