Sydney Marie

the love of my life, light in this darkness, and the patience in my faltering hope. i love you syd

dude do you know sydney marie?
hell yeah what a goat smh

by devkel69 November 7, 2019

marie contos

Marie Contos is a Greek name which has been handed down from generation to generation to those who are loving and willing to help those in need. However, if push comes to shove they are a bad ass mother grabber that will kick anyone's ass that tries to push them around or mess with their loved ones. They are very cuddly and are best matched with people who have the name Bradley Hahn. if given the option they would cuddle with a Bradley Hahn 24/7. It is said that they together will one day explore the world while cuddling on every continent and helping those who are in need. A Marie Contos is paired usually with really great friends who have names like Maria, Laura, Meghan, Jess, and Kayla. If you are ever looking to attract a Marie Contos and your name is Bradley Hahn, you must try 3 times to get her attention while holding a pot of coffee and meowing very loudly the theme song to Friends.

Yo that Marie Contos is Divine and HOT!!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!

by BigB63 May 31, 2014

mary janey

A super hot stripper mom that gets stoned. A MILF.

"Did you see that red head dancer doing lap dances at the Go-Go Rama last night?"

"Yeah, she's a Mary Janey! Tip her extra and she'll squirt you some tit milk!."

by KillerMongaloid August 24, 2017

Marie Kondo’d

when you get rid of a person from your life or situation because they don’t bring you joy

Me: Do you remember that toxic bf I had?
Friend: yea why?
Me: I Marie Kondo’d him

by edenszero21 September 21, 2021

alannah marie

perfect in any way or form always gets what she wants most beautiful person on earth

i wish i was alannah marie

by jullia October 5, 2016

hilltop mary

A true original gangster from the south side. Always keeps it 100. Will give you her last of anything. Is always there for you no matter what. Down like 4 flats. Very cool and down to earth. Beautiful and amazing personality. Usually the loudest one in the group and sticks out in the crowd. Really outgoing and funny, and loves to laugh. People love her for her natural charm and beauty.

Billy: Hey have you seen Hilltop Mary?
Tom: Yeah on 457 St.

by Coolgirl43 December 21, 2016

mary katharine

a Mary Katharine is someone who can be shy at first, but when she opens up she’s the sexiest, luckiest, and most beautiful girl ever! Not only does she have a unique way of spelling her name, she she is FULL of the best types of unique. She might struggle with real world problems, but she won’t let them show. If she tells you something secret, keep it. that means she trusts you.. and you shouldn’t break it or you’ll have problems.

guy 1: “dude mary katharine is sexy asf”
guy 2: “back off she’s mine!”

by usedd;)) January 24, 2019