Willy Wonka Squirt Machine

When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)

Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.

by kangkai da king December 6, 2019

derek yu machine

A very complex machine that results in death

The Derek yu machine hit me with a random arrow and made me land on spikes

by Geargasm December 16, 2020

the smelly machine gun

When you drop a fart and it sounds like a machine gun and smells like Rotorua.

Man the smelly machine guns reeeek!

by Plummdogg January 10, 2021

perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post

Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard

by ShillBilly March 18, 2021

Automatic Teller Machine

Automatic teeeeler machine!

Ulseaphi: "Automatic Teller Machine"

by automatic teller machine man May 24, 2021

Nuki penetration machine

The Nuki penetration machine has a machine used in Launch island to help the Queen Abby to scream

Nuki penetration machine made Abby Scream !!!

by anonymous June 1, 2021

my_name_is_meme_machine

One of my favorite mutuals and i mean FAVORITE. He even write my name on his thigh, but that’s not the only reason why he’s my favorite.

I’m my_name_is_meme_machine favorite and you all can’t be😋

by: jeagarswife

by jeagarswife July 9, 2021