Long Story

What someone says before starting a long story to warn people if they're disinterested

Graham: Oh, it's a long story.
Juan: I don't need to hear it.
Graham: Okay, understandable.

by MarcoRubio2016 October 7, 2018

jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

by jim May 14, 2004

hai long

pussy hole

your mother hai long

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

Long Island

okay, i live on Long Island, on the LI/Queens Border in Floral Park. We are not "gansta" at all. Long Island is a very rich area filled with JAPs and prissy white girls. To us, "upstate" is anything that isnt one of the Five Bouroughs.

Floral Park Queens is not part of Long Island, but the Town of Floral Park is.

by Kristan March 22, 2005

long money

Your ends are long meaning big..

Sittin on Twunny Twos, thats what long money do.

My money long nicka, I can make the pope get shot.

by BIG DAWG PITBULLS February 8, 2004

short long

A hair style that is short in the front and long in the back. A mullet, camaro cut. Such a hairstyle is generally found on white males from rural areas.

John has worn a short long since the style was invented.

by Stacy B August 25, 2006

long rider

a person serving a life sentence in prison; lifer

Before Dahmer was killed, he was to be a long rider.

by The Thinker July 25, 2004