by Not me I am You January 2, 2023
Get the Londonmug. The name London means really pretty and funny but she can be a bitch sometimes. She is always around a boy but always knows how to make them smile. You don’t want to loose your London, she is one of the best people you’ll ever met. She knows how to have a great time.
London if really pretty and funny
by Bigbear0527 June 6, 2019
Get the Londonmug. When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.
I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.
by recklessconduct February 19, 2025
Get the London Baby Lotterymug. The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.
“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”
by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024
Get the Londoner’s diseasemug. London
by Kianni April 3, 2019
Get the Londonmug. London Clean
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type
by 0802954 December 11, 2022
Get the London Cleanmug. The most amazing girl to ever exist. She's funny, talented, an amazing artist, and deserves all the love in the world. She means everything to me and if i could scream to the world how much i lover her, i would. I love you, London.
person: man, that girl was so amazing. did you happen to catch her name?
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.
by blasphemyvivi August 4, 2017
Get the londonmug.