lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.

"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."

by annnnonnnnymous August 31, 2011

Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.

Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!

by breadstickprotector October 7, 2011

Abby Lag

When exiting a game and Abby's WIFI takes a shit.

"THIS IS WHY I HAT....." this is Abby Lag

by 1123xx March 11, 2023

lag log

codename for dropping a bomb on a furry con

Me:all right mike lag log on to denfur
Mike:dropping

by Furrykillers.com March 12, 2023

Lag Switcher

Usually some limpdick, no-skill loser-scrub who feels the need to intentionally lag the game in order to win. Most commonly used in fighting games and FPS games.

He's definitely a lag switcher, I played against him online and when I was about to beat him and then the game suddenly started lagging when I tried to block his ultimate, he won and left without saying anything.

by Inu_Sensor00 March 21, 2023

LAG

Lonely Anime Gamer
Nothing wrong with anime nor being a gamer, I'm talking about the omega Simps that feel in love with fake woman and a real woman would cause them to nut on sight

"Bro your such a LAG."
"Don't act like a LAG dude, let's go outside."
"Remember that big LAG in high school."

by AndySkit March 28, 2023

lag bomb

when somebody or something, usually in a game, creates something that lags the game heavily

AH CRAP HE'S MAKING A LAG BOMB USING BLOCK STACKING KILL HIM

by dreamybullsbatukam January 29, 2023