Goshen Knife

A sharp implement, most of the time a knife, that is the most redundant and useless piece of equipment that a Boy Scout can purchase at camp Goshen.

Wow, you bought a Goshen knife, you must be stupid.

by average heretic June 27, 2022

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Knife

Wasn't the guns because there was a mass shooter and it wasn't attention because he fled and intended not to get caught.

Hym "And getting rid of the guns only stops the people who can afford security from getting stabbed by someone with a Knife. The selfish pundit class wants themselves to be safe while they hire security for themselves and then the rest of you can just get killed in a mass stabbing or something. And he had guns. The guns did nothing to save him there. It's not the culture because he's culture is being a solipsistic incest cultists who believe the sane people are the ones who think they are immortal and that a magical reality man made the the boss of everyone by proxy. So no. The cause of the murder is whatever the cause of the murder happened to be and NOT WHATEVER SELF-INDULGENT BULLSHIT THE INFLUENCER FILTH HAS DECIDED TO MAKE UP IN RESPONSE TO THE MURDER OF ONE OF THEIR OWN. One side says it's one thing. The other side says it something else. They can't both be right. All I know this that MY thing persists. And that's all that matters."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

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shelling knife

A knife used to remove meat from shellfish.

Don't throw that shelling knife overboard it's the last one.

by ACIDDROPx420HITS March 27, 2023

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Flip-Knife

Someone looked up synonyms for the words “switch” and “blade” and rebranded the switch-blade to make it legal

“Yo dude is that a switchblade?”
“Nah man, this is a flip-knife”
“Well, what’s the difference”
“What do you mean?”
“Is there a difference between a switchblade and a flip-knife?
“I don’t understand the question”

by CrankinCraig April 26, 2021

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