Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.

"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 24, 2017

Keyboop

Keyboop is a noun that describes the device commonly on a keychain that disarms and unlocks the doors on an automobile. The term was coined by Eric arena because he is a retard. The word is derived by the fact the keyboop lives on a key chain and makes a "boop boop" sound when used.

My keyboop isn't working ... it may need a new battery

by mr.england July 15, 2017

Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.

Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.

by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017

kendore

similar to boujee
-luxury
-beauty

This prom dress is so kendore!

by xurbandictionaryx August 29, 2017

Kendon

1. To be a Drone.

2. To leave after one drink and go home and sleep.

3. Flake out as in throw in the towel.

Are you out tonight? Nah I'm going to pull a kendon.

Where we're you yesterday? Did a kendon

by spacejammin1 September 13, 2017

keydre

The sexiest human being on the planet if you are his girlfriend your are the luckiest girl to ever live.He is also very talented and is a very loving person.

Keydre is my most talented student...he plays sports, has good academic record, and is strong with art

by Rocko Ortez December 28, 2017

kedophie

When you poke someone’s asshole

Come on bro let me kedophie you
Please bro don’t kedophie me

by Cwiz January 25, 2018