An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.
by Retard_Ryan February 10, 2023
Get the even jumpmug. Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.
Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.
Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?
Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription
by paleandmale May 25, 2014
Get the waffle jumpmug. Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?
John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.
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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?
Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.
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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!
Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.
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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?
Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.
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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!
Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!
Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...
by Captain DFTBAwesome November 1, 2010
Get the Jump Jockmug. A Scoob Jump occurs whenever someone yells “Hey Scoob, Do Scoob Jump” toward Scoobs. He is then obligated to perform a pencil dive like jump in the air, no matter the circumstances.
by Cheese172636 May 10, 2021
Get the Scoob Jumpmug. A phrase commonly used when someone supports another place/thing for the sole reason that it is popular now, and not that they supported said thing before it spiked in popularity.
Person A: Look at this prick, last year he was all McLaren and now he's supporting Red Bull because Verstappen won!
Person B: Way to Jump On The Bandwagon, I bet $20 he switches teams if Mercedes win
Person B: Way to Jump On The Bandwagon, I bet $20 he switches teams if Mercedes win
by SubparPŒtis April 17, 2022
Get the Jump On The Bandwagonmug. A Rockin’ Jump is when a woman jumps of a trampoline in an attempt to land in a way in which their anus land square onto a male’s penis
by ima big fella September 25, 2021
Get the Rockin’ Jumpmug. The most complex type of "jump" in the world record TAS speedrun for Super Mario 64. It's where you go SO UNBELIEVABLY fast that you move through something called "parallel universes". You move through MULTIPLE of them, then rotate your camera, and then jump. This allows you to move through a parallel universe vertically. Then it kicks you out because of reasons I'm not gonna talk about, and boom! You just did an overflow jump!
by CantThinkOfAnActuallyGoodName March 3, 2021
Get the Overflow Jumpmug.