The Jewish Knowledge

Shortly after birth during the process of Metzitzah b'peh, a rabbi will transmit the Jewish knowledge to a young Jewish baby, whereinat the age of a Jew's Bar Mitzvah, Hashem then reveals the totality of the Jewish knowledge, leading to the full capacity of Jewish magic to occur. This is stated as canonical in commentaries of Rabbi Schlomo Goldstein.

Wolowitz- Oy vey! The rabbi is transmitting The Jewish Knowledge to Goldberg.

by BABABOOOEY November 13, 2025

jewish

1. An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason. To cheat someone out of something having the ideas that jews are stingy. Doing shitty things to people. Being shitty or petty doing knifing scandalous stuff. Can also be called a Jew.

Sally: He was an asshole for no reason.

Jan: Yeah that was pretty jewish

Sam: Ur a shitty friend, Dan. A fkg Jew

by Trixxy Crisp September 14, 2023

National Jewish Bread Day

celebrated on July 1st, national jewish bread day is a very special tradition to the people of Alpha Cat, however, can be celebrated by anyone.

You know what day it is
Its National Jewish Bread Day!

by KaleemCat September 5, 2020

Jewish Nazi

A weird and dark way to say you want to kill yourself. References the fact that Nazis wanted to kill Jews, so a Jewish Nazi would want to kill himself.

Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: Like a Jewish Nazi.

by BlackMesaLabs0 December 6, 2016

Jewish kike bagel

When your playing call of duty multiplayer and your kicking ass then all of a sudden here comes this one Jewish kike begal getting u with a headshot after headshot

Damn Jewish kike bagel got me again with a headshot.

by Lmpease March 14, 2025

Jewish Star

when someone 5 stars your boob

"When i was babysitting the damn kid jewish starred me!"

by lock-and-kee June 30, 2017

Jewish cheese rachet

When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.

I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it

by Secret spaghetti sauce March 17, 2025