Disarticulated, uninformed beliefs tied to America's puritanical and evangelical past that are often tedious and contrary to modern scientific knowledge and culture (Fox, Patton 2018, WECD).
by Fatten Pattox December 16, 2018
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by latino_hipster November 28, 2014
Get the Jesus toke mug.The Jesus of Lizards. Long ago in a mystical land filled with unicorns and Zaxby's chicken franchise there lived a lizard with unusual powers. This particular lizard could lick twice an hour as opposed to the other lizards at the time whom were only capable of licking once per week. This lizard was soon relicked and worshiped among the community of fellow lizards. These lizards then enslaved a race of monkeys to construct temples that would please the Lizard Jesus. Lizard Jesus scale covered hide is now found on modern day cans of SoBe.
by YoungJohnsSon December 19, 2011
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When very beautiful girls hug me, or use their massive purses as an excuse to sit a foot away from me, they're making jesus space.
by antaikronik March 23, 2009
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Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
Commonly used by saying "Jesus Jeri" to anybody doing something spontaneous
by Petey_Wheatey April 28, 2023
Get the Jesus Jeri mug.(n.) the son of Pelican God and a member of the Holy Pelican Trinity in the religion of Bird Christianity.
(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul
Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
(adj.) resembling Jesus, God, or Jake Paul
Note: Pelican Christianity, like Flamingo Christianity, is a sect of the religion known as Bird Christianity, one of the Abrahamic Bird religions.
Noun: Don't forget to do your daily worship session to PelicanJesus.
Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
Adjective: I can't stand those videos anymore. They're just too Pelican Jesus for me.
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