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Japanesian

A person who is Japanese. This word was created because... well, there's no bloody noun form of Japanese, and I need some way to refer to my boyfriend...
The term "Japanesian" provides equal nounage for Japan, so no Japanesian will ever feel as though they are not a person, place, thing, or idea.
Germany- German
France- Frenchy
Japan- Japanesian
China- China(wo)man
by Marie chan October 10, 2006
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Japanese Sniper Trip

The " Japanese Sniper Trip " is a state of being that arises amongst those who smoke weed that is just a little too strong for them. The eyes narrow to very small slits and the person seems incapable of speech. Infact they look a lot like the archetypal second-world-war, Japanese sniper.
Joe pass the blunt man, yo glue fingers, hey!
Oh what the heck - Hey man by the look of it you are on one helluva Japanese Sniper Trip - are you able to see me at all through those slitty eyes?
by Buzzorf August 19, 2007
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Japanese Kiss

The act of docking between two circumcised men
We had a great time in room 217 last night.. Daz was giving out a Japanese Kiss to everyone
by Mickey Blue 87 April 20, 2019
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Japanese Penis

Refers to : Short Penis/Small Stump

Miniature 100% of the time
Japanese Penis
1.

Alexa : OMG! I was about to have sex with yoshihiro and then I saw His Penis!

Johnny : Really? was it as little as the ones in japanese porn?

Alexa : Even smaller! He told me that the japanese porn stars in japan are considered to be really hung! after i saw his penis i had no doubt!

2.
susan at the sushiya thought she had picked up the piece of salmon nigiri with her chopsticks only to find that what she had grabbed was not a piece of fish, but a in fact a fully erect japanese
by ihavenonaymmm April 27, 2009
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Japanese Turtle Sandwich

When a man massages a woman's labia minora slowly with his tongue. This is said to be a "turtle sandwich" because the man is "eating-out" the woman slowly (like a turtle would). The Japanese root of this phrase is there because Japanese people have a strong affiliation with turtles, especially in their diet.
Wegner (Teacher) - You're expose is late! You're getting an F this quarter!
Young Student - NO PLEASE! I'll do anything!!
Wegner (Teacher) - Even... a Japanese Turtle Sandwich?
Young Student - (gulps)... Yes! Even that!

(the process follows)
by Franco P. December 14, 2008
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sleeping japanese

verb ~ The term used when a person might as well be sleeping naked because they are hanging out of their clothing anyways.
"Man, my girlfried freaked out because I was sleeping japanese."
by Josh McG November 11, 2005
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japanese cupcake

Can only be accomplished when the recipient is utterly intoxicated: any substance works. The act of tricking somebody who is completely intoxicated, "out of it", into the honest belief that you stuck a wrapped japanese cupcake up his or her ass. By which you really just stuck it in his or her left coat pocket.
John, you just got japanese cupcaked!
by Barnabie Jones January 16, 2009
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