Occurring after the ingestion of his "swimmers" via any act of direct contact. The "storm" occurs when the recipient sneezes, nasally projecting "skeet" onto the "swimmer" delivery man.
by Siren Subduction June 19, 2019
Get the Skeet Stormmug. Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.
Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.
by Hortance_the_mule_faced_doll April 2, 2010
Get the storm curtainmug. when you finished having intercourse and the woman queefs, the male farts and they have a fan on the roof therefore making a tornado of the terrible smells
by jqbdd December 30, 2024
Get the badussy queef stormmug. The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.
"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"
by PapaCommish October 11, 2014
Get the Storm Johnsonmug. Number Storming is a term which is generally used to describe someone who goes on random Facebook profiles to gain personal information such as phone numbers. The person who is Number Storming ie; The Stormer, does not usually know the person they are gaining information from although sometimes there may be a small connection either through a mutual friend or another way or form.
Number Storming is usually just done out of boredom to gain phone numbers which people put on but some times dont realise they are showing this information.
Number Storming is usually just done out of boredom to gain phone numbers which people put on but some times dont realise they are showing this information.
by Tommy Bassam December 15, 2009
Get the Number Stormingmug. by Spatwu May 27, 2024
Get the storm Sheldonmug. When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.
by Big fat chick November 30, 2019
Get the sloppy midwestern stormmug.