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International School of Monterey (ISM)

We accept everyone at this school, because we’re international( except Latinos, African Americans, Asians, samoians, native Americans, Saudi Arabians, Muslims, or white people, or black people) We want the best for you we just are very unwealthy (rachet) so we look on Craigslist and find teachers who are willing to put up with some of these special childrens shit. We say the world is our home we will make it better but the teachers go outside and burst cans of la critic thinking the kids won’t find out and also gossip about the SPECIAL kids in the teachers lounge. Yet, this is all okay because it sounds good on highschool applications and is FREE!!! We care very much about all of our students and know when they are having a hard time, even though half of them are suicidal but SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH don’t be a snitch. Mkay bai
Omg ur being such and international school of Monterey (ism) just be quiet
by Chloe Hana December 18, 2017
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International Rick May Day

April 8th, the day all nations on eart fall silent, or be shot with a rocket launcher, in honor of Rick May, the vouce actor of The Soldier in TF2. There are also buckets given to random people on the holiday.
Person 1: silence
Person 2: whats going on?
Person 1: *shoots person 2 with rocket launcher*
Person 1: Never Disrespect International Rick May Day.
by Voxelite April 9, 2021
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International spam the mod day

December the 10th is the day to incite anger and built up frustration into mods. This involves spamming, mass pinging, name calling and so on
“Man I can’t wait for international spam the mod day”. “They’ve been a major pain in the ass this past week”.
by Israeli dancer December 8, 2020
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Greenwood International School (GIS)

This school, located in literal hell, is a school which teaches you anything but actual intellectual knowledge. The teachers brag about being in YouTube, which is probably on a video with less than 15 views. They get the worst English teachers to teach English, the fattest P.E teachers to teach P.E and the dumbest supervisors who are intended to supervise the children. The only reason they ban ‘junk food’ is because the supervisors and teachers could eat it. The bathroom is like my toilet and/or worse. Drama. Lots of drama. Not welcoming.
*applying for a job*
Interviewer: “so, what school did you attend?”
Applicant: “Greenwood International School (GIS)”
Interviewer: “sorry, you can not be hired.”
Applicant: “I understand. The school sucks
Interviewer: “exactly”
by XxDepressionModexX November 23, 2021
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international dick slap day

April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick
Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
by Yolilboat April 11, 2017
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International Virgins' Day

8 September is celebrated as International Virgin's Day in tribute to all the losers (virgins) of the earth.
Today is international virgins' day
by H TV h gh in hu un n aww September 8, 2022
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Munich International School

The biggest shit-hole school in the country. For real, every day I thank god that my parents sent me to the Bavarian International School instead of that ugly ass dump. They are a bunch of pretentious pussies WHOS SCHOOL ISN'T EVEN IN GOD DAMN MUNICH. So shut the fuckingfuck up.
The BIS Lions would kick Munich International School's (whatever their shitty ass mascot is) ass, any day of the fucking week. Bunch of snobby losers.
by ReadyPlayerOne March 12, 2021
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