suck wind

sucking wind. its so simple

grant sucked wind all day long. grant sucked the wind from johns ass til i explodeded

by samdog November 18, 2004

bearded whirl wind

When a bearded man, or a guy with a beard, rubs his beard in a circular motion on a girl's vagina.

Bill: "Dude, I totally did the bearded whirl wind on her last night!"

Ted: "That's fucking awesome"

Bill: "Yeah mayne, she went cahrayzee"

by nipple_fuck June 26, 2009

three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

by anti February 09, 2005

wind-up doll

What you become after a night of drugging.

You've become a wind-up doll from the ecstacy. Now, jump of a bus roof.

by B-Drac August 18, 2003

Wind Rat

A WIND RAT is a female/male that is always available and open to giving any man a blow job. A WIND RAT may not open their legs for every man but definitely will open their mouth. A WIND RATS jaw muscles will never tire. A WIND RAT never spits they always swallows.

"Did you go home with her last night? Yah she turned out to be a total WIND RAT"

"Her mouth is always open and ready to accept the cheese past their tonsils "

by SEDG1 August 18, 2018

mississippi wind chime

When 1 girl is performing fellatio on 5 guys at the same time, & their balls slap her chin in a rhythmic beat.

Just the farmhands playin their mississippi wind chimes on my daughter's throat."

by mrsflowers07 May 25, 2011

Darien Wind Tunnel

The act of having someone fart into one's mouth. Similar to a Miami Trumpet, except that the recipient not only expects it but desires it.

I need to load up on chili tonight - Burt is coming over later and he said he's up for some hot Darien Wind Tunnel action.

by Dick Flaiz March 13, 2008