Women loitering around a dock, hoping to get on a boat. Likely scantily clad, possibly drunk, accessorized with wine bottles, have already taken off their stilettos, will say anything, and unlikely to buy their own drinks. Still - remember: No means No. #MeToo
by Hammervision August 4, 2018
Get the boat licemug. When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013
Get the Boat Showmug. A female or females whom expect free rides on your boat while drinking your alcohol.
(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)
Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.
Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.
No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)
Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.
Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.
No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
Experienced captain-“Don’t date a boat girl, twice as expensive as a normal girl with half the reward”
Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”
Boat girl “turn the music up!”
“Turn the music down!”
“I want to play my music!”
“Do this!”
“Do that!”
“Why?”
“Do you have any liquor?”
Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”
Boat girl “turn the music up!”
“Turn the music down!”
“I want to play my music!”
“Do this!”
“Do that!”
“Why?”
“Do you have any liquor?”
by T-bird10 March 29, 2022
Get the Boat girlmug. In 2022 a crack commando unit of small boat fishermen, and a cameraman, were put together by a YouTube star, who’s a bit of a big deal. These men promptly set about some of the most extreme small boat fishing seen in the British Isles. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as anglers of fortune. If you have a fish you don’t know how to catch and nobody else can help you, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the Boat Pikey team.
“Are you fucking kidding me, there’s no chance of catching a fish that size on that gear, not unless you’re the Boat Pikeys”.
by FishFast September 3, 2022
Get the Boat Pikeysmug. A place where two males can openly engage in oral sex. Usually one of the males consumes extremely spicy wings, and proceeds to blow hot air (fire) on the partner’s dick.
by Dicktionary2222 February 5, 2019
Get the Dragon Boatmug. by boats boats boats September 18, 2009
Get the mental boatmug. The positioning and appearance of a cat sitting with it's arms folded underneath itself giving the impression that if placed on water would float.
"Bruno is going Boat mode!"
"I went upstairs and the cat was boat mode on my clothes!"
"Charlie is on the bed boating"
"I went upstairs and the cat was boat mode on my clothes!"
"Charlie is on the bed boating"
by Arctic Blep December 19, 2019
Get the Boat Modemug.