taint brush

The article used to clean or scrub one's taint. Can be anything from a toothbrush to streetsweeper depending on the size and severity of taint uncleanliness. Traditionally used by females; males use grundle brushes.
Stay out from under Meredith, she hasn't used a taint brush in years.
by webecheefin February 23, 2006
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riddle taint

1.)also the combination off asshole and dick head if you attend embry-riddle
2.)The act of flipping a collar up if youre wearing a pink shirt and wearing giant horse googles from a stupid flying movie as sun glasses,
3.)sweater vest
"Im sucha riddle taint!..im from upstate NY where the real gangsters live so we all have to wear our easter egg gang color shirts and flip up our collars in my new convertable and go drive to a laguna beach party!"
by riddle rectum September 09, 2005
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Taint Bandit

the small monster that comes to steel your taint in the night using his magical sheers. Many would hear a taint bandit from its distinctive call of EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!

Cousin of the Grundel Monster.
I have no taint, the Taint Bandit came in the middle of the night and snatched it up.
by KanoMac October 23, 2009
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Taint Spanker

When one always has the urge to play with himself because he doesn't get any action
dont be a fucking "taint spanker" and come buck these girls in the ass with me
by Master of Taint November 29, 2011
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taint patch

A small patch of hair configured similar to a soul patch, below one's genitals, usually on the 'taint' region.
"I tried something new, instead of the usual landing strip, I switched the side, and shaved in a taint patch.
by phalic overide September 27, 2011
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Taint Bubble

When you are sitting in class, and try to slowly let a fart out, but the fart concentrates into a bubble and slowly slides from your butthole across your taint and pops right before your balls.
I was taking a test in Mrs. Russels class, and i had to let one rip. I slowly let off a fart, but to my fears it became a massive taint bubble. luckily it popped without sound and the class was none the wiser.
by RyanMP July 16, 2013
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