Happy Hippo

The sloppiest, wettest, freakiest fat girl blowjob.

Yo your mom gave me the most insane happy hippo last night, I didn’t sleep for a minute

by BDZteel March 13, 2026

Golden Hippo

Can be used as a noun or a verb, means to be Bloated and full of piss

John Marston was a golden hippo and felt like he was about to burst

by Doglogbog June 3, 2025

Plastic Hippo

1. A dangerous river monster who thinks money in their bank account isn't imaginary.

2. Yes Bre, I really am that smart.

The plastic hippo didn't help me when the Mexican roofing crew ordered like 14 breakfasts at once. I was slightly annoyed but really it just proved her incompetency.

by OrangeEagle1 December 25, 2025

flip the hippo

to make love raucously; to engage in sexual intercourse

Dude! Did you and Sasha flip the hippo last night? You were gone for hours!

Sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, I was really sore from flipping the hippo with O'Glory.

I was thinking we could do something special tonight... Maybe some white wine, some turkey, we could flip the hippo--what do you say Willis?

by Clay J July 6, 2009

Long Range Hippo

what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room

I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.

by SickNurse August 26, 2009

Throwing a Hippo

The act of sudden violent , sexual , or otherwise unusual acts in response to being overcome with boredom or annoyance

Past tense threw a hippo

He was just throwing a hippo

by ?_? yay April 16, 2011

dont be a hippo

when suraj continues to eat with out any end in sight!

example of a situation where you may use "dont be a hippo". wHEN Suraj S. Grewal IS EATING.

by deol_9 August 16, 2011