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hump nuggets

1. the same as a fuck trophy.

2. a single woman with kids
she must put out, she has hump nuggets!!
by dirty longhorn March 10, 2008
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humped the shark

A reverse reversal of fortune.

When a company or, oh, say a TV sitcom (aka Happy Days), begins a downward spiral, the moment that the spiral began they are said to have "jumped the shark". However, if by intelligence or more likely pure chance, said company or sitcom turns the downward spiral around and all of a sudden they are in the black or renewed for another season, they have "humped the shark". Okay, what it means is Fonzie jumped the shark and then turned around and humped the powerful beast and who wouldn't renew a show that had the cojones to do that in the '70s?
Man, Apple really jumped the shark with Newton back 1993.

Yeah, but they humped the shark when they came up with the iPod. I sure hope they don't jump it again with the iPad.
by yowaldo August 6, 2010
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Hump Head

What a girl's hair looks like after she's recently been humped (had sex). Similar to hat head, except it's flat in the back and bushy on the sides and top.
Can also be used to describe a bad female hair style, or one that should only look that bad if she's recently had sex.
Someone should tell that girl to go fix her hump head.
by vlovely July 6, 2011
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Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.
"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"
by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006
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Chest-hump-itis

The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.
Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.
by Normal Chested Sam March 19, 2003
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camel hump

Male variation of camel toe.

Requires one pair of running shorts and some frank and beans. Now pull the shorts up real high and give yourself a wedgie. Look down at your crotch and--voila! Camel hump!
"Check it out guys, it's camel hump!"
"Oh shit, here comes coach!"
by Timil Deeps May 8, 2004
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humpytrumpydumpy

A humpytrumpydumpy happens during sex. It can happen to both men and women. It's when you are the one humping. You hump too hard that you end up farting. The combination of the humping and farting creates pressure in the back and ends up making u shit...
Guy 1: Hey! Heard you had sex last night! How'd it go man?
Guy 2: Badly.....
Guy 1: Oh god why?
Guy 2: Well...I got a little carried away and ended up doing a humpytrumpydumpy........
by Lejdjdjdj January 3, 2017
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