Human Hoopla

A tradition dating back many weeks with my girlfriend, this wholesome activity requires two naked and willing participants. The first of these must lie flat on their back, and must also, for reasons that will beome clear, be male (although an engorged clitoris may suffice). The second must then leap from an elevated position and try to get their ring around the targets pole. A note of caution- unless said pole is extremely hard, take care when choosing the height to propel oneself from.

Steve: Fancy a game of human hoopla?

Emma: What's that?

Steve: If you can get your ring around my pole you'll win a donkey (punch).

Emma: Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by silenticecream August 21, 2012

whale of a human

guess who this is

whale of a human

by ozzytoe October 12, 2018

Human Geyser

When you insert a string of anal beads made of mentos into your ass and then butt chug a bottle of Diet Coke.

Allison asked if she could human geyser me this weekend but I’m afraid the soda is going to cause my skin to break out

by EatAssNotAnimals October 11, 2017

Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.

Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!

by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018

human accordion

A sexual position which requires 3 parties. The middle party (female) is receiving a "frown face" on all fours from person in front while person in back is engaging in rigorous vaginal or anal intercourse in a "doggy style" position. The women in the middle is compressed then released in an a motion similar to that of a musical accordion.

Yo, last night me and my boy tag teamed that chick! We turned her into a human accordion!

by Ronald Trump May 6, 2014

human funded

When someone makes a fraudulent contribution in your name.

I went to the All-star game and got human funded on the gift package.

by cjhenderson87 July 15, 2010

Rancid human

Someone who’s acts are frankly disgusting, ie wearing lonsdale trainers and tracksuit bottoms, not washing their hands after a dump. They normally are from The fens.

Like at him he’s just took a dump and not washed his hands, what a rancid humanBet he’s a tough smoker from the fens.

by Geoff's pyjamas May 10, 2018