horse nigger

A runaway slave on a horse.

Damn, I owned that horse Nigger, now he's gettin away!

by allahu Ackbar March 24, 2017

Tipsy Horse

When a chubby girl that looks like a horse comes to a party and drinks 1 ounce of alcohol and acts like she is really drunk. Then goes around trying to get with all of the guys at the party.

Me and my friends were having a good time at the party until the tipsy horse came and started spilling the alcohol everywhere and wobbling her fatness around to Dance Remix... all of us were saying "please don't shake that ass ass ass ass ass ass ass"

by ninjalooper February 3, 2012

Horse vagina

Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.

Star Jones has the worlds most hamajang horse vagina.

by PUBEHEADS January 15, 2004

Horse Rape

When someone sticks both arms up your ass sidways and shakes them like jello.

IM gonna Horse rape your mom all night till she shit out blood.

by Dustin Mislan January 2, 2009

Charlie Horse

Usually due to a lack of potassium, it's when your leg tightens up, causing an extremely painful sensation. Immediatley after it's over, your leg feels really good, though.

Charlie Horse! Charlie Horse! Someone get me a bananna!

by Anne Stone September 26, 2009

horse beans

Pellets of accumulated smegma (a/k/a "cheese") situated in the urethral diverticulum area in the glans (head) or inside the sheath of a horse's penis. If not removed regularly, can become painful and infectious. a/k/a/ "stallion beans".

When cleaning the horse's sheath, we were careful to remove the horse beans.

by rangerthehorse September 17, 2007

Black Horse

someone you really like, like your ideal/ultimate partner, but dont really have a chance with

regina cried when her Black Horse rejected her because she really loved him

by Left Behind December 14, 2008