hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017

Hairy avacodos

The testicles of an extremely hairy man who doesn't manscape.

So I was giving him a blow job on the rocks and the ice cube got lost in his hairy avacodos.

I was gonna suck you off until I saw your hair avacodos! Gross! Is that a dingleberry ?

by Anonymous Blur May 27, 2017

Hairy Toga

Her hairy toga hangs out of her low cut skirt, so when ever John Willis is singing on the karaoke, shout "I have seen your mum's toga!" at him!

John your mum has a Hairy Toga .

by Gaz Eccleston January 12, 2007

That hairy stuff

What sky is into

"Sky is so into that hairy stuff"

by Ball sack deep November 1, 2019

Hairy Banger

Hairy Banger refers to a hairy penis

"look I've got a hairy banger"

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

Hairy frog

Hairy frog ... The act of placing saran wrap over a butthole and sucking in.

Damn I wonder if she will hairy frog me later..

by LaLa42o May 15, 2021

Hairy Cocksaddle

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

by William TJax January 15, 2022