grenade can

A short can that typically houses alcohol. Compared to the normal 16oz cans, these cans come in 8oz sizes.

Hey man, budweiser needs to re-release those grenade cans!

by September 15, 2020

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.

Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

Polish Hand Grenade

Throwing a urine filled condom onto someone.

John had performed coitus with his ex-wife and woke up to take a piss, to his alarm the condom was still on his penis, he let it fill up and tied a knot in it and lobbed (the polish hand grenade) at his still sleeping ex-wife, a moment of clarity in this time of shame.

by August 08, 2024

Grenade Launcher

A weapon that launches grenade (it’s literally in the name).

Pretty straightforward, eh?

Soldier 1: Hey Soldier 2! Get the Grenade Launcher!
Soldier 2: Roger that!

by pentatonic July 21, 2023

Phone Grenade

the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.

Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.

by badhatter April 02, 2011

The Holy Hand Grenade

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

by Friendgroupisbored July 20, 2021

taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".

Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.

by Rob Prime June 05, 2014