flat jackson

A knee-legnth penis, hanging low to the right, with short pubic hair.

Man, I can't believe that guy has a flat jackson!

by mrbill4 December 2, 2018

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FOAT

Acronym standing for Funniest Of All Time.
Typically used as a response to someone saying something funny or as a reaction to a funny situation.

Person one: Yo look at brad he looks goofy today
Person two: haha that’s the FOAT.
Person one: On god

by 459worm February 12, 2021

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Flat Ass

Also known as Jeong Yoon oh or Jung Jaehyun. Someone needs to give him cake cause everyone knows that he doesn't have one. Jaehyun is the king of all Flat Asses.

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Random person : Whats a Flat Ass?

Czennie : A flat ass is someone without cake also known as Jung Jaehyun.

by sochenle April 3, 2021

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Lying flat refers to a defeatist lifestyle where people stop working, desiring material acquisition, and tap out of any social life, sometimes for good while thinking it's for the better. By lying flat, you or other people participate in a kind of non-cooperation movement within your or their own life, rather than surrendering themselves to the modern world's oppressive work culture, where it's easy to see see little hope of social mobility within daily life, or any mobility in life at all. This is a common cause of suicide among adults, or among teens with too much responsibility with no freedom

1. I’m not going to try to get a better job so I can afford to start a family, I’m just lying flat
2. It just seems worthless at the moment, so I'm lying flat at the moment
3. I started lying flat, and now I'm at risk of going homeless
4. I don't know what I'm gonna do, I think I'll by lying flat all too soon
5. I'm not getting paid enough, I might as well be lying flat
(Too many examples?)

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

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