Sophia the First

The only Disney princess who originally was not a princess at birth and by definition would not be a princess as her mother was not born a princess either and this makes her a "Royal Consort." Technically invalidating this child princess of her royal status. But hey what do I know? This wanna-be princess can also talk to animals and hides that shit for no reason.

Sophia the First is a child's show on Disney Junior. Disney has a lax definition and/or understanding of princesses. Disney Princesses can be princesses even if they just do heroic things. Like Mulan.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

First Base

making out

"i went to first base with this girl"

by Dick Hertz May 21, 2003

First Rule

1.for men,
guard your balls. Something all guys should know and observe in ANY situation.
2.for women,
guard your boobs.

who knows the first rule of hacky sack?
-let's teach him the first rule of the office.

by yo mama tamer March 15, 2009

Ass First

A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.

Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.

by Konspiracy210 March 4, 2009

First Banana

The leader or superior, i.e. alpha male, of a group, clique, or social hierarchy. First banana is followed by the second in command, or second banana, who has reign over all bananas (e.g. third, second, fourth banana) excluding the first. Lower bananas are typically prone to the whims of upper bananas and can even become the subject of coercion or ridicule at the superior banana's expense.

Barack Obama is first banana; Joseph Biden is second banana.

by TrickDaddy07 December 30, 2010

First Aid Spray

It will heal all of your health, and cure any viral infections you may have.

A zombie bit my jugular so I sprayed some First Aid Spray on it and I felt better.

by Malofa June 22, 2011

Dirty First Down

Kind of cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Here, while banging a girl from behind, stick a finger up her ass and get some poo on your fingertip. Then put a little on another finger on your other hand. Right when you cum, rub a finger under each of her eyes, giving the appearance of an athelete's eyeblack, and then yell "First Down" and make the hand motion a football ref makes for a first down.

Last night I was giving Meg some doggy action, and gave her a Dirty First Down. She loved it.

by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009