Finight

Unlike the word “Finite”, Finight refers to a time inner week the fall and the summer where it gets dark at 5pm

Oh shit, it’s the Finight type of year again

by Ethiopian Magician November 8, 2018

Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently

Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.

by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

Finifted

When you finesse yhur boys sh*t and gift it to yhur bros

I finessed Juan’s mango juul pod and finifted it to Cesar.

by rmig December 5, 2018

Findia

Finya and Endi's version of India

oh findia, oh findia

by Cow9 February 11, 2019

Finding a Jill

Finding a Jill is when you meet a girl whom words cannot describe. She is a girl you are willing to love to the ends of the earth and would do anything for. There’s only a few chances you’ll get at finding her so once your sure it’s her don’t let her go. You’ll know you’ve found her when she’s your first thought on your mind when you wake up and the lasting thing you think before you fall asleep.

bro 1: dude, finding a Jill is my dream
bro 2: hey man, don’t be too pushy and maybe you can get a peak at her coochie
bro 1: man fuck you I just wanna cuddle

by ThrowAway69 March 6, 2019

Fickin

when a fictional character is making fun of anime

anime sucks fickin good

by chunga chunga March 14, 2019

Finishing Timber

Slang for a toothpick

After a nice meal I need a finishing timber

by pussmeat July 31, 2019