funt

fat cunt

when an obese woman still wears her pants halfway up her belly so that there's a huge bulge in the front of her pants and you can't tell whether it's her stomach or what it is. basically when a fat woman is wearing tight clothes and that whole region just becomes ambiguous; kind of like a cankle.

You will have a funt when you are old and fat.

by to_the_sun December 28, 2007

funt

People who: are hoers, steel, destroy others' property, do drugs, think they are hot but are not, never clean, and have anger issues.

Marie is a funt. That funt took all my nice stuff. The funt knows what she did.

by fish1234 January 16, 2008

Fountain of youth

When, after shooting a load of cum inside a girl, they squat above you and express it into your mouth

"I have a funny taste in my mouth today because I did the fountain of youth with my girlfriend"

by Shartywaffle69 November 7, 2019

Fizz Fountain

When you put soda in your butt and shake it around until fizz squirts out.

Billy wants to drink from my fizz fountain

by BigJak May 8, 2008

flunter

out of whack or not quite right.

this door frame is out of flunter.

by stuph January 7, 2005

funt

a fat cunt

bitch 1: your fat
bitch 2:well your a funt

by eva&alina January 9, 2011

FUNT

A short way of saying someone is a funny (see you next tuesday).

Someone who is a jerk but is funny also.

You sure are a shady funt.

by discospeed August 4, 2012