familial statism

A form of tyranny that involves accepting power over one’s life from any family member. A familial statist can either be the older relative who controls their children at an unreasonable level, clips their wings, and stunts their growth for selfish purposes... or the younger relative who refuses to grow up and get their life in order on their own merits. You could sponge off any one of your relatives, or vice versa — be an enabler, and be considered a familial statist.

Andrew is a bootlicking familial statist. He really needs to stop living off his mommy, get out of the basement, and into the world. Get a job Andrew, familial statism is a passive disease and you need to buck up a bit.

by Spike McCartney October 19, 2019

The Bum Family

A Royal Family

show respect to The Bum Family

by BumStatusYo November 13, 2018

family photo

if you take these just fuck you

hey wanna take a family photo. no fuck you

by peeeeeakd September 4, 2021

family glue

family traditions; something that unites all the family members; smth that makes regularly (every year, month etc.)

- Dude, come on to a party!
- I can't. We're selebration my granny's birthday! It's something like a family glue.

by kotya483 September 17, 2013

The Family Shoe

The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.

"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"

"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."

"Ah that sucks."

by Elle Le Bert January 2, 2014

Buxton Family

The Buxton family are an extremely rich family with a net worth of “over 2billion GBP” but they keep it all private and send all of their kids to public school and keep them out of the spotlight so that they don’t face any of the social pressure, they are from the East Midlands of England and they are a very large family, with every single family member ever being worth more than “2million GBP” you could come across a Buxton family member in a day to day life and not know because they keep it very casual and don’t go to over the top with anything

The buxton family are filthy rich

by _Urban.dictionary_official_ January 4, 2021

Family pig

Peppa big body with a family guy face

How many times have you drawn family pig today?

2000.

by Family guy poopers September 12, 2023