Facebook felony

n. Any drunken debauchery, act of adultery, or embarrassing act that should have been kept secret, but somehow managed to be exposed via an incriminating Facebook photo album or News Feed item. Facebook felonies are responsible for 90% of all college break-ups.

News Feed: You have been tagged in an Album. "How to make him forget about is girlfriend Volume I"

Mike: Who the fuck?...SHIT!...I can't talk my way out of this Facebook felony!!!

by MHunter December 29, 2007

facebook warrior

a person who threatens or talks shit to people over facebook, but doesn't do anything when confronted in person.

Guy 1: This guy messaged me the other day saying he's gunna kick my ass, but when i tried to walk up to him today he ran away.

Guy 2: Wow.What a facebook warrior.

by d-wrecktion January 19, 2011

facebook cleaning

the process of leaving groups that you have been in too long/don't like anymore

dude your still in that group? you need to do some facebook cleaning

by Harrison Schroeder March 14, 2008

Facebook pain

Pain that's experienced through means of Facebook, but that you don't really care about, it just happened on Facebook.
It is, essentially, virtual pain.

"Adrian Ellis is married to Nick Rew <3 "
WOOOO!! :)

"Adrian Ellis is single <3 "
aaww :(
no one actually cares about this, but it would hurt in real life, therefore, it is Facebook pain

by adi19956 December 5, 2010

facebook whore

someone who takes pictures of themselves/their friends all the time just to put them on facebook.

"caroline would not stop taking pictures at that party last night. she's such a facebook whore."

by magggggie January 6, 2008

nom de Facebook

A pseudonym you give yourself on Facebook so that you can avoid hearing from people from your past and/or maintain your professional image at work.

Bob Johnson’s nom de Facebook, Jim Boothe is working well for him. Sheila, his second ex-wife, hasn’t been able to find him online.

Mary has a high profile corporate law job. She developed a nom de Facebook so she can dish with her friends about Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus, as well as express her political views without worrying about repercussions at work.

by jayede June 28, 2010

facebook

To facebook someone - the process of slamming your arse cheeks shut on someones face (generally in a sexual act or to somebody that is asleep) as if you were slamming a book.

I facebooked your mom last night!

by JD and Boz August 18, 2008