eemoha

An early morning hard-on.

Like a marble piller, I've got an eemoha so stiff a cat couldn't scratch it.

by kiobe June 3, 2007

Burr Elementary

Burr school is an elementary school in Newton Mass. It's basically where a bunch of liberals made us sit through african folk dance performances, and if you even dared saying the word black, they would scream at you and call you a racist mother f*cker. They said everyone was equal, and then only talked about black prejudiced. What about Hispanics!

black friend: hey im black

me: hey your black

my fifth grade teacher: you racist bitches! At Burr Elementary, we have a zero racist policy!

me: then why do we only talk about black prejudiced? practically every american alive hates Hispanics. we need to talk about everyone!

my fifth grade teacher: ..........

by TheGrandAndLovely November 25, 2011

Elmo-phile

An adult puppeteer who has an exclusive sexual interest towards adolescent boys who are fans of Tickle-Me-Elmo.

Kevin Clash is an Elmo-phile.

by billthecat November 27, 2012

tickle me elmo

the act of cumming in a man and/or womens eye ,then resting your ballsack in his/her eye while they try to blink, giving your ballsack a tickle

i gave that girl such a good "tickle me elmo" that she was blind for 2 weeks.

by thomas bobamas October 26, 2008

Eleno

Spanish for short

"Tu es muy Eleno" - You are very short
"mira a esta Eleno perra" - Look at this shorty

by El Tallo November 9, 2019

fuzzy Elmo

This is the term used when a person eats out a girl with a hair vagina on her period

guy # 1 broham hoe did your date go?

guy # 2 Broman it was going well till i started to eat that bitch out and then....

guy # 1 what broham?

guy # 2 that bitch was on her rag

guy # 1 not chill broham no bueno at all

guy # YOU ARE TELLING ME BROSON FUCK ITS LIKE A FUZZY ELMO

by badassmofucker April 15, 2009

i will not worship lord elmo

i will not worship lord elmo

Elmo: Worship me
me: no i will not worship lord elmo

by rat_jizz October 12, 2020