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An early morning hard-on.
Like a marble piller, I've got an eemoha so stiff a cat couldn't scratch it.
eemoha by kiobe June 3, 2007
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It's an emohawk. A polymorph that is spayed at birth and is
half domesticated. It's trained to change shape at it's owners behest like all polymorphs it's an emotional leech, it has the ability to steal emotions from living creatures.

Emotions are a highly valued trading commodity.
"It's the emohawk!".

"The gun, the emohawk's the gun!"
emohawk by The_Reckoning November 11, 2005
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The characteristic emo or related hairstyle involving a long swoosh of hair across the eyes, most often black and accompanied by morose brooding. Occasionally used by Goths too.
Basically looks like a limp mohawk, hanging down instead of spiked.
"What the hell kind of way to wear your hair is that?"
"Don't worry, thats just an emohawk. Haven't you ever seen Conor Oberst of Bright Eyes?"
emohawk by NM_Rox October 16, 2005
Emoha is used to describe the musical genre based out of Omaha, Nebraska. Combination of Emo and Omaha.
This music blows, it's from a band out of Emoha.
emoha by scherer13 October 23, 2008
The emohawk is more properly defined as an over-grown mohawk brushed forward at one side, to give it the proper 'eye-cover'.

Not to be confused with an emoflop; where most of the hair is cut down, except the floppy-bit in the front. Or the fauxhawk.
Zero: Hey! look at that kid with the emohawk!
Sero: No, fool! That's a manfauxhawk. Note how it ain't in his /eyes/?
Zero: Oh! I see now! THAT one there's got the "emohawk"!
emohawk by idiotlefou May 17, 2006

Emohammers

A person who likes to go onto Urbandictionary.com and insult every culture, as long as it isn't their own. These people hate anyone who is "the same" (abercrombie and fitch wearers) or anyone who is different (ravers). They are extremely ignorant and intolerant, and seem to think they are better than everyone else because they listen to terrible emo/hardcore music. Extasy puts holes in your brain? Yeah, well, tell all your emo-friends lithium turns you into a god damn drone.
That guy is so mean. They are sooo emohammers.
Emohammers by Dylan Lamb December 17, 2003

elmohamady 

The greatest of all time. If someone is an ‘Elmohamady’ it means they are incredible at everything they do. The real GOAT
You really are Elmohamady. So good at everything
elmohamady by NotoriousNsiala January 14, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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