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Dump Pump

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

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Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.
by chicks_knowthe#truth March 8, 2019
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Slummy Dumps

Slummy Dumps refers to a girl who is specifically a "haggard ass bitch". It's a specific code word used when referring to ugly women around significant others or people who don't appreciate hearing about how ugly, fat or slovenly other chicks are.
"Wow.. she's totally slummy dumps."
by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010
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dump scare

when you shit in the toilet and the toilet water splashes back at you.
You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.
by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022
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Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.
Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.
by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011
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Erotic Dumping

When you’re taking a poop and the goal is to poop before passing out whether it’s by being choked or vagaling down.
Mitch asked Colton “did you do any erotic dumping yesterday?” Colton replied “yes, my wife Allie literally choked the shit out of me.”
by Lazer October 2, 2020
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Cereal-Dumping

Cereal-Dumping: The act of eating a bowl of cereal while having a crap on the toilet.
Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.

Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
by Jimi93 July 17, 2011
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Makoto Dump

When you have to take a shit, but it's a very painful, spiky one, a reference to the Spiky Hair of Makoto Naegi
Person 1: "yo man, I had the most painful shit, man"
Person 2: "yo, dude, you just had a Makoto Dump"
by BluFireFox May 18, 2019
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