friendly douchebag 

A dude who takes part in typical douchebag activities, but still maintains a decent enough personality to give a slight fuck about someone else's feelings.

"Those bros looked like total douchebags, but when they said 'good morning' I realized they were friendly douchebags."

friendly douchebag by d_bag24 May 26, 2018

Stoner Douchebag

A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.

They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.

They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.

I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!

Stoner Douchebag by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019

Bestfriend Douchebag 

A friend that is your best friend, and yet the biggest douchebag you know

Chris is such a bestfriend douchebag

Bestfriend Douchebag by Joshy Gzila October 28, 2008

internet douchebag 

Socialist Auburn Troll

Whiny asshole on a message board who changes his arguments when pinned down and is a major hypocrite. "Ignore that guy, he's just an internet douchebag!"

internet douchebag by Dalton_Orr January 21, 2009

captain douchebag 

The biggest douchebag in the history of time. A person who exemplifies all that it means to be a douche.

Zach Pannenton is captain douchebag
those who don't even know his name simply know him as the captain.

captain douchebag by ShooToKill August 13, 2006

Halo Douchebag

That douche that overplays Halo 3, and always teabags their victim after a kill.

Man I was playing Halo 3 with Jimmy the other day and I never realized how much of a Halo Douchebag he was. Does he not have a life?

Halo Douchebag by Ben and Alex January 24, 2008

Abercrombie Douchebag 

Abercrombie Douchebag

An Abercrombie Douchebag is someone who shops at the wannabe high class store "Abercrombie & Fitch."

People who wear Abercrombie usually travel in swarms together. When at the cafe you may see a group of Abercrombie Douche bags. They only wear gay coulors like light blue and gay pink. This store was mostly made for FEMALES, but faggot/insecure self esteemed deprived males go there to get the fix of homosexualness.

Abercrombie D-bags: They are a primitive group, naturally migrate in the winter to their own homes, or their Douchebag friends houses so they can play hockey and suck each others dicks, while getting "stains" on their pink and blue gay shirts.
Conclusion: Abercrombie douchebags usually think they are high-class citizens, but they really are not.
Females with Abercrombie = Sluts. Not always but mostly.

FUCK! Abercrombie DOUCHEBAGS ARE COMING. GTFO BEFORE THEY TRY AND CONVER YOU INTO DOUCHEBAG-ism.

2.NORMAL HUMAN: Hey Abercrombie douchebag. whats that white stain on your shirt? is that sperm from sucking your friends dick?

Abercrombie Fanboy: Actually it is. Thanks for noticing. !!!

Abercrombie Douchebag by Anti-Abercrombie ; Steven R. January 26, 2009