Dork Stub

A tiny ponytail on a man, esp. one that sticks out straight.

"Nice DORK STUB, douchebag!"

by Pompadork September 21, 2009

Doorknob

A fan of the doors (door) and someone who is into british rock music (knob).

person 1: I love the doors!
person 2: I know, you're a doorknob.
person 1: awesome
person 3: i wish i was a doorknob...

by smithsfan November 18, 2010

Dork

A whales penis.

You're such a dork.

by Cateater69 June 10, 2016

Dork

A whale penis

Man, hes a huge dork.

by Dinosaur man owoo October 6, 2019

hot doerg

food item made of leftover pieces of meat formed into a cylindrical shape. Derived from South Park enunciation of 'job' to 'joerb.' Invented in Coney Island. Was once the national food. Typically eaten at barbeques. Delicious.

Grey's Papaya sells amazing hot doergs.

by byrmartin August 8, 2007

hot doorknob

Sports term; a minor-league player whose promotion to the major-league team is bad news for the team, akin to smoke and a hot doorknob in a burning building.

The Oilers called up Allan "Hot Doorknob" Rourke today.

by dave272 December 2, 2007

busted doorknob

when a female inserts a key into the male jap-eye (pee hole) and turns it 180 degrees, then twisting the male nut sack vigorously a number of times.

hey did you hear that sarah gave shaun a busted doorknob last night??? wow.

by fries killah October 17, 2009